Orzhov fashion designs
Some of my favorite cards in my new W/B Extort and Spirits deck!
Basically, I make all the spirits, cheaply, using the cheapness of most of the spells to leave mana open for using Extort
This deck literally exists because I am immensely attracted to Teysa. This may be the sexiest deck I’ve built yet
You’re welcome, dear.
That awkward moment when you realize that GeneCo is pretty much just the Orzhov Syndicate with a facelift. Maybe the Obzedat should start selling their debtor’s organs…
One way to stave off extra pounds this holiday season? Shop until you drop, literally.
Let’s remember to focus on the important things this holiday season.
Struggle all you want, my darlings. It will only make your death more restful…
Incorrect. We accumulate merit in this life by adhering to our station and restricting our struggles within the horizons set by it, and this circumscription of meekness ensures that our next station is a pleasant one. For heavens’ sake, what did they teach you in Sabbat School?
You unite, but only Orzhov brings it all together.
You destroy, but only Orzhov kills it.
You subsume, but only Orzhov gets it.
You conquer, but only Orzhov wins.
You have swag, but only Orzh*suddenly crushed under avalanche of 5-zino trilbies*
*Crashes through the wall riding a Golgari Longlegs*
I heard there was a corpse I am here give it to me.
Ah, but you see, there’s a difference between us, too. One of us keeps our cash crop in the dark and feeds them bullshit. The other raises mushrooms.