askthecolorblue:

askthecolorgreen:

askthecolorgreen:

askthecolorblue:

askthecolorgreen:

THANKS SIMIC

Takes two to tango, G.

Yeah and if we’re talking about Simic my rolê is to sit passively while you creepily look at me through a keyhole and rub your hands and think about all the wonderful “improvements” you could make.

Did anybody ever tell you you’re a fuckin creep?

Simic: “oh, don’t mind me, Mr.Frog, I’m just creepily taking notes on you so I can turn you into a duck. Don’t worry, it’s for science.”

Azorius: “oh, don’t mind me, little miss citizen, I’m just creepily taking notes on you so I can turn you into a fungible civic cog. Don’t worry, it’s for national security.”

Izzet: “oh, don’t mind me, Mrs. Magon, I’m just creepily taking notes as you smash into Mr. Magon to make lots of little zorkon babies so I can turn you into a zeppelin. Don’t worry, it’s for science.”

Dimir: “oh, don’t mind me, Ms. Who-Fuckin-Ever, I’m just creepily taking notes on you for who the fuck knows what reason. Worry, don’t worry, who the fuck knows. OoOoOo.”

do u see the pattern here dawg

Yeah, it sounds like all of us can be creepy at times and that taking careful notes is useful for pretty much any goal.

couturemeetsdecor:

milliondollapusssy:

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Bold gold

flightofthestormcrow:

free communism for everyone

BECAUSE THAT’S HOW COMMUNISM FUCKING WORKS

You get what you pay for, dear.

Think about it.

victoriousvocabulary:

GARGOYLE

[noun]

1. a grotesquely carved figure of a human or animal.

2. a spout, terminating in a grotesque representation of a human or animal figure with open mouth, projecting from the gutter of a building for throwing rain water clear of a building.

Etymology: Middle English gargoile < Old French gargouille, gargoule < Latin gurgulio, gula, gargula - gullet or throat.

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mtg-realm:

theartofmtg:

Suture Priest by Igor Kieryluk (per request)

» Gawd, I really love this card … like a lot. I dated a girl in College once who kinda looks a bit like the Suture Priest here.

Did she have a sister?

mtgfan:

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ask-trostani:

asknorinthewary:

“Maze? I don’t know what you’re talking about, but it sounds pretty intimidating. Oh, and you have sisters? Pretty cool. I never had any siblings. My parents were too afraid, I guess. Kinda ironic, I think, because they were pretty much always tellin’ me to man up.” He looks around. “Pretty nice place. This part of that religion you’re talking about? What is it about?”

“It’s a religion of peace and nature. I’ll leave it at that for now to spare you boredom.” She smiles.

My dear Trostani, I fear I’ve underestimated you! Perhaps you’re every bit as merciful as you claim!

ask-trostani:

askteysa:

Ah, yes, the Choirs Invisible. Very tactically valuable. Your enemies never see them coming.

Our angels are not born, but they are created with magic, however.

Let none insult your angels, Trostani. They are as genuine as the peace and happiness you offer.

askteysa:

Oh, of course our achievements are perfectly clear to every Ravnican; I was just elucidating them for Mme. Avacyn (without, of course, making it a tiresome list.) But don’t worry; I’m sure once you clear out the internal corruption in your Guild and begin to orient its mission to…

Ah, yes, the Choirs Invisible. Very tactically valuable. Your enemies never see them coming.