Let the speculation begin.
((100 followers yall, woot woot, hail to the Queen baby.))
At last, with such a following I can take back Lorwyn! Come my loyal subjects, to war!
((U WANNA GO SON))
I may not be Number One, but I’m not too worried.
I mean, don’t get me wrong; ambition is one of the Orzhov virtues. But for some reason I just feel very satisfied about where I am. Very… mellow.
As you gather around the dinner table for this time of year, it’s perhaps inevitable that you may find yourself in the midst of awkward political and/or religious conversations with your relatives. Perhaps your uncle has some indelicate opinions on the hit Simic documentary Duckcat Dynasty, or your cousin wants to douse the tree in blood in honor of Lord Rakdos. In times like these, when you may find your beliefs and assumptions offended, it’s worth keeping in mind the spirit of the season, and the question “what would Santa Claus do?”
The answer, of course, is that Santa would punch people in the face for having a slightly different theology than he did.
This is cool.